Tard Farmer

A person who continually rediates retardedness from themselves; cultivating large quantities of retarded statements, actions, and thoughts.

Dude, you tard farmer, stop talking. You are killing my brain cells.

by Ptown kid April 7, 2008

tard burglar

Someone who does something incredibly stupid and irritating.

Jim took a dump in the middle of the road, so I turned to Timmy and said "Jim is a fucking tard burglar."

by stinkerton May 13, 2006

couche-tard

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard

Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.

by sexy farmer March 22, 2007

freak-tard

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny; a combination of a freak and retard

Did you see what Sophie was wearing? What a freak-tard!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

makima..tard

a mf who never misses, and is overall a goat

He’s almost as goated as Makima..tard

by kryppa July 23, 2021

creeper tard

Some who is creepy, weird, and mixture of things like that.

Eric is a creeper tard.

That was a creeper tard move by Eric.

by Mizzlefoshizzlebizzle February 20, 2009

Ar Tard

Someone who is a freakin retard. This person will probably try to fish in a 2 inch deep creek.

Guy1: I ran into a wall

Guy2: Youre such an Ar Tard

by JAY-V 13 November 8, 2011