by Dr. Poophead May 30, 2006
Get the gay as a windowmug. When Jason's mom put her bare ass against glass caus everything else has ravaged it so hard Thats all Thats left To do.
Dude 1. Dude I totally had window sex last night
Dude 2. Yeah did she ask you to turn on the windshield wipers?
Dude 2. Yeah did she ask you to turn on the windshield wipers?
by Robert plant February 8, 2014
Get the window sexmug. by mark January 10, 2004
Get the window lickermug. by Samwise scatgee April 8, 2010
Get the Window Seatmug. When you are fucking a girl from behind out a window and you pull out and your buddy jumps in and starts fuckin' your girl while you go and jump around outside underthe window so she can see you.
by Callaway June 22, 2004
Get the window fuckmug. If cars ran on Windows Vista:
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
by hoyclan June 10, 2014
Get the windows vistamug. Sam: Damn I hate Windows 11, the round corners look so ugly.
Joe: It's trying too hard to be a Chromebook.
Joe: It's trying too hard to be a Chromebook.
by fjolfberg June 16, 2023
Get the Windows 11mug.