Our beloved Taco, about to have the honour to be eaten by the one and only AntMan (Scott Lang) when it was blown away. It was the most traumatic event in the history of Marvel
Taco: SCOTT IS ABOUT TO EAT ME
Wind: I DONT THINK SO
Taco: *Gets blown away*
Taco: BUT I WAS ~SCOTT’S TACO~
Wind: I DONT THINK SO
Taco: *Gets blown away*
Taco: BUT I WAS ~SCOTT’S TACO~
by Shuri.is.Marvel March 09, 2022
by DrOlives August 06, 2013
A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.
Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Hey Steve what did you do last night?
“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
by Janine LaSalle February 03, 2018
A Swiss Taco is what results when a Spanish girl gets multiple cream-pies and then someone eats her out.
"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
by Behrbutt November 26, 2018
by CervixPunchR January 10, 2023
by 1234ABCD June 27, 2012
A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.
It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.
A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.
It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.
A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.
A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!
B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.
B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.
by Rip Nuance September 16, 2017