Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015
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douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 21, 2010
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detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza
Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"
by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017
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Feral Douche

An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.
Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.
by pdiddy_l33t February 03, 2010
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Douche-Falcon

A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.
-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
by Johnny G-man December 11, 2010
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retro-douche

Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.
ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.

There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
by justasurvivor December 23, 2012
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RSS douche

Someone who thinks they are the only ones that know about and read RSS feeds.
Chris is such a RSS douche, I read about that news like last week.
by shooterblaze September 29, 2009
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