by Alex Marz May 13, 2005
Get the american footballmug. Only THE coolest store you can go to in the mall. Not only does it sell quality clothes at a reasonable price! You can get jeans there for $29.95... that's a decent price for name brand jeans..
Mollie: OMG Ashley, I just got a pair of jeans for $25! How awesome!
Ashley: Why didn't you get me a pair?
Ashley: Why didn't you get me a pair?
by Sexy Prep January 1, 2005
Get the american eaglemug. politically correct form of "woman", brought into the lexicon by the god of low budget cinema, Lloyd Kauffmann of Troma.
by non-gyno January 16, 2004
Get the gyno-americanmug. Probably the most boring sport in the world. People standing around for minutes on end in silly science fiction costumes and occasionally running for a few seconds. Far too many rules and not enough flow. About as exciting as watching people play chess. Watch real football (the most popular sport in the world, for good reason) if you crave real excitement.
Patient: Doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Just watch some American Football and you'll be asleep in a few minutes.
Doctor: Just watch some American Football and you'll be asleep in a few minutes.
by midnite serpent October 8, 2007
Get the american footballmug. Probably the gayest sport ever. You're gay if you like watching "big, strong mean who probably aren't using steroids just to look cool" tackle each other on the ground while carrying a pig skin ball. Grow a pair and play Rugby you pussys
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
Get the american footballmug. Gay American sport. Bunch of dumbass steroid using fags trying to hump each other while trying to run to the other side of the field. Stops every 10 seconds and lots of subs because the players are too fat to run much.
Look at that steroid jacked dumbass with the pig-skin under that pile of men. He might graduate high school with an D average if he's lucky. It must be an American football.
by Triple Z July 31, 2008
Get the American footballmug. 1. American Woman is a song released by the band The Guess Who in 1970.
2. American Woman might also refer to a privileged and rich woman who shows American Stupidity at its finest. (note: American Woman can also be poor or middle-classed, however, the majority of American women are only labeled as American Woman if they are rich and privileged.)
3.Someone who is from the United States of America, and is a female.
2. American Woman might also refer to a privileged and rich woman who shows American Stupidity at its finest. (note: American Woman can also be poor or middle-classed, however, the majority of American women are only labeled as American Woman if they are rich and privileged.)
3.Someone who is from the United States of America, and is a female.
1. American Woman has such a catchy riff at the beginning.
2. Bruh Becky is so fucking stupid and rich she is a prime American Woman.
3. Yea, I'm from the states so I'm an American Woman.
2. Bruh Becky is so fucking stupid and rich she is a prime American Woman.
3. Yea, I'm from the states so I'm an American Woman.
by thatstarwarsfan December 15, 2019
Get the American Womanmug.