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Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.
Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!
by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021
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Microsoft Teams

Am I audible? Is my screen visible?
Microsoft Teams is used for brain harassment of students
by VTheVir February 18, 2022
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Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.
by Weeamiku March 4, 2022
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Ohatian Tear Jerker

Eye irritation caused by the vaginal discharge of Ohio women. Often a foamy - like discharge, it is a highly irritating secretion with a pungent suffocating odor. It’s is extremely basic and corrosive.

Go Buckeyes!
“I’m sorry,” she said again. “I didn’t mean to give you an Ohatian Tear Jerker!” No, it’s my fault,” he said, tears streaming down his face, “I should have known better than to tongue punch the fart box of a Colombus native.
by CussMustard March 15, 2023
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Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race
Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis
by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023
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A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”
“A tear just ran down my leg

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”
by Lyhfml June 30, 2023
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wear 'n' tear

The main feature of thin/pre-perforated clothing that a super-hot chick/hunk throws on prior to a first date, knowing that the person he/she is meeting will likely "lose all control" upon catching sight of said luscious-fleshed "looker", and therefore will probably just recklessly rip the clothes right off the stunningly-gorgeous human without even bothering to unbutton/unzip/untie anything.
Reusable wear 'n' tear garments can be specially made from Velcro-bordered panels that separate readily without being damaged, and thus the clothing can be reassembled and put back on after a wild-and-breathless encounter with a lust-crazed fellow-primate.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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