South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

bitchass strawberries

The coolest band ever created in a matter of twenty seconds.

person A: Any good new artists you know?
person B: Yeah, the bitchass strawberries are the shit!

by iwritedefinitionsnottragedies October 11, 2016

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

Strawberry shake

The strawberry shake is when you are eating a girl out while she's on her period and you drink her blood and cumm at the same time.

I gave my girl a strawberry shake last night

by UHAVETINYPENISS February 21, 2021

Strawberry

The act of choking one's ballsack turning them a vibrant shade of red.

I stamped my girl on the forehead with my strawberry.

by cockeyedgoat August 11, 2017

Chocolate dipped strawberry

The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole

man: woah bro jenny gave me a chocolate dipped strawberry last night

by pupcorez November 4, 2021

Strawberry Shortsnake

The thin, long, straggling piece of bloodied stool that hangs from your anus after a long night of guilt stricken diarrhea.

Damn, that bitch got strawberry shortsnake!

by Brian Wilson (the Beach Boys) June 26, 2022