stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Stowing home

chillin or relaxing at home

p1: WU ^2 2night
p2: stowing home no $flow to go out.
p1: that sux
p2: Tell me about it. I'm getting used to it. I need a samurai guy to teach me some skillz for the bills.

by Tru3asitWillget December 12, 2009

Smokin' The Squirrel

A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill

"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"

by xrxman59 March 9, 2010

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.

it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf

by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011

smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him

That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?

by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011

Stooina

A student who talks only about CONGRESS.

She pulled a stooina in Hairspray.

by STOOINARULESLOVEPENNY September 14, 2012