One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

Sub standard stand in

Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.

Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something

He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor

by Jokkerd February 11, 2021

won't stand for it

Usually I): won't allow it (whatever it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).

boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma July 28, 2012

im still standing

a song created by elton and popularized by tiktok

"IM STILL STANDING"

"why are you singing that overplayed song"

"kill yourself"

by Answers to your horny question February 5, 2023

standing on business

being tough and not backing down, for example as a white person, calling a black a nigger to there face and being prepared to fight is standing on business

P1: NIGGER!
P2: he just said that to a black person he's standing on business

by your local rapist February 7, 2024