sploot

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

by Liam April 10, 2007

Sploot

The action of spitting something out.

Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.

If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.

by SplootForAll April 13, 2017

Banana Split

(noun): When a male is with a female, and she has banana tits, male proceeds to add chocolate and marshmallow sauces.

Evan gave Mari a banana split by shitting and ejaculating all over her banana tits.

by Joey H. August 16, 2006

Sploot

Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.

"How was your massage? "
"Awesome! She totally splooted me"

by Just north May 10, 2018

7 10 split

When three girls are walking together and the two girls on the outside are fat/chubsters with a girl thats a 6 or higher in the middle

Damn that girl in the middle looks cute
Ya but shes got the 7 10 split goin

by kirbmeister September 7, 2010

Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself

'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 9, 2004

split

a state of high that surpasses the norm.

After that eighter i smoked, i was so split.

by sohigh October 21, 2010