23 September

NATIONAL BISEXUAL DAY HELL YEAH well anyway, it’s the day that we celebrate the existence of bi’s such as myself, because EVERYBODY IS HOT

“Hey SAMANTHA did you remember it’s the 23 September today?”
“HELL YEAH TERESA”
*kisses both teresa and george*

by thebimuffin September 9, 2020

September 3

If you’re born on this day you’re the gayest person of all time

John: why is Bella gay?
josh: she’s born on September 3

by Nigersauras December 11, 2020

Attention Seekers

People who say that they are no one and nothing. Mostly lie about things that have happened in their lives and ALWAYS call themselves ugly and worthless. Shut the hell up, you haven't seen worse yet.

Attention Seekers
Girl: I'm no one. Nobody likes me. I'm fat.
Me: Shut the fuck up you lying hoe

by Flyingfucksigive0 August 23, 2016

September 1st

the birthdate of jeon jungkook, golden maknae of bts <33333

Did u know today, September 1st, is daddy jungkooks birthday?

by armyluvbbyyoongi October 16, 2019

September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019

September 11

The day where the twin towers were attacked

On September 11 the twin towers were attacked

by I like tacocats and FATTIES August 19, 2019

September 7th

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.

by Jackyboi558 October 18, 2019