screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023

Screwface

A streetwear clothing brand based in the USA, also known as “Screwface Studios”

“Bro did you see the new Screwface drop?”

by StreetwearGod August 13, 2023

scrawnchy

A name for a stupid orange cat that looks like it’s eyes are going in 2 different directions. Messy fur. Originally had no real name, everyone just called it “cat.” The name was created by the mispronunciation of “scrunchy,” the popular hair tie.

My cat, Scrawnchy, ate my socks

by Hey1573638 September 2, 2023

Screwened

Simultaneously screwed, in a situation or situations that will ruin one.

We made so many bad investments, that our company is screwened!!

by JackofAlltrades411 September 10, 2023

scrawdadlily

to run away in a dignified and silly way.

person 1: hey dude, look under there.
person 2: under where?
person 1: hah! made you say underwear!

*person one then starts to scrawdadlily away.*

person 2: HEY! STOP SCRAWDADLILY-ING!!

by ieatinsulation September 17, 2023

Screwdy

Short for Screwdriver. Easier to say when working continuously with tools.

See also..

screwdyplus ( Phillips head Screwdriver )

Screwdyflat ( Flat head Screwdriver )

“Hey Bob can you hand me a screwdy”

or instead of “hand my a Phillips head Screwdriver” it’s just “ hand me the screwdyplus please”

by catawampous December 20, 2023

screwbitch

An insufferable woman who gets on your nerves whether she is on her menstrual cycle or not.

“Dude your sister is such a screwbitch!”

by TheEntirePolishSpaceAgency November 29, 2023