sam bloomberg

your stereotypical jewish classmate whose parents own the only bank that doesn't give out lollipops because they are too greedy. does not respect ANY personal space.

this kid kept punching me and calling me "leedell" . what a sam bloomberg....

by Danterrific March 31, 2017

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look he has sams light.

by sams subi December 4, 2019

Dirty Sam

A Feminist bar manager, who drinks still cider while showing customers nudes of herself.

She really is a Dirty Sam, classic Dirty Sam behaviour

by Nate5519 October 8, 2022

Doing a Sam

Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.

Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.

by Sue P April 29, 2015

Sam and Kait

BAD

Those drugs in town are awfully "Sam and Kait".

by I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND May 7, 2020

Sam Piper

A person who has not hit puberty yet and has the hottest mom in the world

Sam Piper sucks big dick.

by Zané do Pinheiro January 19, 2018

Amazing Sam

Amazing Sam is everything you could ever want out of a person, he cooks cleans wipes and has a good sense of humor, part time firefighter and full time handyman Amazing Sam will never let you down!

Wow did you try out the new dish Amazing Sam made the other day?

No i didnt, i bet it was good though!

Wow Amazing Sam saved me LIFE!

HE SAVED MINE TOO!

by Mettatone March 1, 2021