steam

a useless program that gets in your way of playing CS, wastes your time, and does absolutely nothing.

what the fuck does steam do?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Steady Jacking

Masturbating in an uninterupted manner, regardless of the situation.

Did you see Fred? That bastard was Steady Jacking on the front porch at Kim's party!

by Capt. Load Chucker February 29, 2008

spartanburg steamer.

To have your face covered in shit by another individual and then immediately run into your room and cry without washing. The steamer is often preceded by the Hot Swank.

David called his Mom after enjoying a spartanburg steamer.

by L-ish January 17, 2008

Altoona Steamer

See Cleveland Steamer

One need not go to ohio for a Cleveland Steamer, we've got the Altoona Steamer.

by Steely McBeam June 17, 2008

clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer

fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller

by crustynraunchy January 4, 2008

Steam

A program or web service that gains a poor reputation for being released in a buggy or incomplete state, and which then gradually improves until becoming a powerful tool/platform but cannot lose the negative stigma.

e.g. Steam, Windows 9x, Warcraft 3 beta, Star Wars: Galaxies

Forget CZ, if we release now we'll get a good STEAMING from out customers.

by Varsity September 7, 2004

Steamin' Demon

A Steamin' Demon is when you take not one but two steaming turds, freshly dropped, and stuff them into your partners ears. This action resembles a demon with horns.

Billy was being naughty so his parents tied him up and gave him a Steamin' Demon!

by Ruben 12-5-16-16-15 December 15, 2008