A-Shaft

When you get screwed over, often by someone who's name begins with the letter "A". normally said when the screwing over happens to you, but if it happens to a friend it is permissable to say as well

1)Bill: ya josh got dumped the other day
Jack: A-Shaft!

2)ya he stole my seat the other day in carpool, it was a major A-Shaft. and it was after i called shotgun too!

by Aryeh Cohen March 25, 2007

shifter

The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.

Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."

OR

"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."

by adirondak April 14, 2012

Shaft Foshizzle Special

When you poop in the glovebox of sombodies car.

That fucking customer pissed me off so I gave her car the Shaft Foshizzle Special.

by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004

Christmas shaft

Getting little if anything for Christmas.

This year I hope you get the Christmas shaft; fucker.

by the legendary Doug Johnson December 29, 2009

Main Shaft

The most important of your many boyfriends, its the you like the most.
It is the male version of a Main-Squeeze

Boy: You are my main squeeze
Girl: Aw thanks, you are my main shaft.

by Sawitatdisneyland September 8, 2011

The shaft

Another name for a man's dong

The shaft is my best tool to use on a girl

by MCRedstoner_115 February 20, 2015

shaft

A word that is usually followed by the phrase "Can you dig it?"

Shaft-"Can you dig it?"

by Zach G. October 30, 2003