1/3 rule

The rule of thumb for sexual intercourse , esp. in male homosexual activity , in regards to the size of the giving participants penis.
Whenever the penis is larger then 6 inches, then the receiving participants only agree to receive 1/3 of the phallus of the giving participant.

This rule dose not always apply , as some male homosexual intercourse goes by the 'breath through the pain' rule, and clarification is expected to be communicated prior to the encounter over the interwebz or in eye contact in the nanoseconds before the door closes and penetration occurs .

Kevin Smith was interviewing Malcrom Ingram, as Malcom admitted his dismay upon the idea of accepting a full nine inches of raging man meat. Kevin reminisces of his mothers 'frugality' , gets lost in a haze of 'foggy' memory, then returns to introduce to the SModcast community and the entirety of the internet the 1/3 rule.
Kev, this is for you good sir.

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by eat cock-Oh we totally DO October 16, 2010

15 minute rule

The rule that states you get to leave the office 15 minutes after your last boss leaves.

"Hey Ginny! It's time to leave! The boss has left the building! 15 minute rule in effect today!"

by Maladroite February 6, 2012

first nut rule

for a guy; masturbating prior to sex, so when you perform later it, last longer
(keeps stamina)

guy 1: yo i'm bout to go fuck my new girl
guy 2: don't forget the first nut rule
guy 1: haha nah, I already did it.. I aint a quick shooter

by Curtis B. September 1, 2014

nobody stepped on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008

One Life/Level Rule

Household code (sometimes unspoken) that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers.

If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.

Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.

Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*

Sally: "But I just started! No fair!"

Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.

by mattyp1108 August 23, 2011

Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

rule 103

The rules may not be ignored or defied in any circumstance.

Non-gay friend: I am ignoring rule 99.1. I don't swing that way.

Gay friend: Sorry, dude. Rule 103. I'll get the Crisco.

by shelleh March 11, 2008