this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit

Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"

by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014

Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

by Unbalanced June 6, 2009

Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.

The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.

by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009

completely retarded

completly retarded is a synonym for:
Americans

"How are Americans?"
"Completely retarded."

by |QBA| September 17, 2005

Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes

Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!

by Yortisme January 26, 2010

get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.

Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!

by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003