Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

fucking right

having something good happen

you just won a million dollars

fucking right

by Jonathan Dudley August 13, 2006

POW! Right in the Kisser!

actually, it's a quote originally from the honeymooners, aka alice and ralph, which the show Family Guy seems to make fun of quite a bit.

One a these days Alice, one of these days... POW! Right in the Kisser!

by bandaid man December 28, 2005

right then and there

Immediately

You shoulda slapped a b*tch right then and there.

by yaboip October 10, 2015

dead to rights

with no possibility of escape or evasion

They caught him dead to rights when he broke in at night.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2009

righteous

Awesome, amazing, cool, exciting, etc. Often associated with surfers.

Dude! That wave was righteous, man. That so totally rocked.

by goldemar September 22, 2004

rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007