When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011
Get the turbo-retardedmug. A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019
Get the Flame retardantmug. A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.
by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009
Get the Homeschool Retardedmug. by |QBA| September 17, 2005
Get the completely retardedmug. by Yortisme January 26, 2010
Get the Retard Clapmug. by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003
Get the get retardedmug. a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport retards from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket
by Anna Nichole Smith February 15, 2007
Get the retard rocketmug.