pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 17, 2018
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Fatty Pudding

A woman whose weight problem can most easily be attributed to a habit of general overindulgence, but more specifically her fondness for any form of dessert
Ben: God, that woman's put on a fair bit of weight hasn't she?

Greg: Yeah, she's turned into a right fatty pudding
by SouthernComfort1984 November 12, 2009
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Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
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Pudding Club

A way of describing a bird when it's being cute and round.

See also: Budding Clud
"Zak, you're such a Pudding Club!"

"He's being a Pudding Club again."
by Derbyshire Linguist September 12, 2022
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Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.
She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.
by Tbag March 09, 2017
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pudding sniffer

Some who adores the smell of semen
by Blanaba King December 12, 2015
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