Pud

A flaccid small penis.
Someone who is worthless.

He is such a pud.

by Big Chief TB June 6, 2022

Make banana pudding

Fuck cause it’s bored

You tryna make banana pudding cause it’s bored se

by Studio time May 31, 2018

Dirty Pudding

An act in which a male is giving oral sex to a female when she whispers dirty pudding. She proceeds to defecate in her partners mouth during the sexual act.

“What did you and Rachel do last night?”

“She wanted to serve me dirty pudding”

by DanTheFixItMan May 18, 2023

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023

Fatty Pudding

A woman whose weight problem can most easily be attributed to a habit of general overindulgence, but more specifically her fondness for any form of dessert

Ben: God, that woman's put on a fair bit of weight hasn't she?

Greg: Yeah, she's turned into a right fatty pudding

by SouthernComfort1984 November 12, 2009

Pudding Cake

When your giving anal and you pee in her/him

Not again with yo pudding cake shit

by Cumtacos July 24, 2016