French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment

Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)

by baggerclams November 13, 2020

Pud Thumping

The show of malice to an unconscious, unknowing fluid or solid base. Relating to many subjects. You or someone you know may be a Pud Thumper.

While Jon was preparing a delectable dessert, he began pud thumping the puuding with a smile.'ll

by tinkin January 17, 2015

thunder pudding

The act of taking a healthy shit.

Well I've just finished eating and I can feel the thunder pudding coming.

by Whostha February 1, 2017

pud tapper

Female equivalent of wanker. Tedious woman who thinks a lot of themselves and their rather unoriginal opinions.

"She's a real pud tapper. She actually thinks Audis and iPads are on-trend."

"She's also the type to use the phrase " on-trend. "

by simsmi September 21, 2015

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

pudding humping

Humping large/fat women or large/fat men.

Your dad likes pudding humping!?

by hypnus July 16, 2014

Taste sweet pudding

1. (Verb) To ingest bodily fluids produced as a by product of sexual climax.

2. (Verb, generally) to engage in sexual activity.

3. (Noun) the act of sexual intercourse; the style and/or quality of a person's sexual intercourse.

She invited me up for a drink, so I gave her a taste of my sweet pudding.

I tasted her sweet pudding last night.

I don't think I'll call him back - I don't like the taste of his sweet pudding.

What do you want to do tonight? Taste sweet pudding.

by St Gism August 2, 2013