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Peanut Factory

The "Peanut Factory" at Bellevue Hospital: New York,NY
by Nevadarhodes January 25, 2011
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Peanut-Piss

first discovered by adam palethorpe on the 13.04.1998

masturbating on a semi full bladder, ejaculating, then finding yourself urinating short, sharp and annoying bursts of piss over a period of time like an old man with an aggravated prostate, keeping you from falling asleep for at least 30 minutes. the remedy is to store urine into a mammoth sized portion, until your japseye has gone from tingling to feeling numb, then you can let rip on your toilet basin.
A.K.A.
P-to-the-P
Omg tell your dad to stop P-to-the-P-ing in my mum's mouth

had major peanut-piss last night
by hand calluses February 28, 2011
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peanut butter bitch slap

Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.
I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.
by Big daddy d January 30, 2014
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Peanut buster parfait

Basically another way to call your friend gay/a homo
Yeah that's right! Now you're girlfriend thinks you're a peanut buster parfait
by yursh22 May 17, 2017
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peanut butter cookie

Refering to eating the ass of a male friend.
by togiman June 30, 2020
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Culleys Peanut Dish

The act of a dog licking your arse and balls clean of peanut butter
His dog licked Culleys Peanut Dish for the 9th time that day
by Gaydon69 April 18, 2020
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peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.
"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"
by Dyah Byah October 27, 2003
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