tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.
Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?
by MsWorld February 10, 2004
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Pot of cold piss

–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.

2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation

3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago

4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.

I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.

What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
by h_yam March 3, 2011
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Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.
Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?
by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019
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Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.
aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.
by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019
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pavlov's pot head

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.
"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"
by Anon Anon November 17, 2013
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Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.
Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.
by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016
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Come out the pot

When an individual decides that selling crack (cooked in a pot) is their best course of action in life.
“Yo I just got fired from my job, I’m bout to come out the pot,
by Dub_Z1 October 8, 2021
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