porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014

porn trouble

The trouble that you are in when your wife finds your porn.

"Shit man, I've got porn trouble, she found my stash"

by eastern August 6, 2008

Clothed Porn

A picture of a body part that would qualify as porn but is covered by an object.

She posted lots of clothed porn pics on facebook.

by Cfsbf January 1, 2012

porn piece

Something over elaborate, unnecessarily fancy or just plain extravagant can be described as a porn piece.

I bought a new diamanté studded I-Phone. When I pulled it out a friend said "what an absolute porn piece.

by Akamichelob 1 September 21, 2013

Mr. Porn

40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.

Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit

by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 21, 2019

Snivy porn

A particular kind of sexual art that focuses on the character Snivy from the Pokèmon franchise; Pokèmon Black and White, to be more specific. As to be expected, it depicts Snivy in less than child-friendly ways, with Snivy often being female, despite them usually being male.

"Dude... I just checked your search history. ...Snivy porn? Seriously?"
"I-it was my brother! I swear!"

by Wife of the Jokke September 22, 2016

Teen Porn

Porn with young looking girls who are legaly over 18 but look 16.They cant legaly use teenagers so when you see teen porn advertised on a well known site it isnt an actual teen.

New Teen porn teen gives first blow job watch here! free teen xxx.

by Goggles Lyn June 18, 2011