pillow talk

when boomers say stupid shit that makes younger people long for the day of the pillow

"I deserve every penny of your dollar that I get. Cry more"

bob read the response to his post, thinking that it was pillow talk

by superduperpasta August 15, 2025

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

Pillow-Bodied Bitch

When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.

Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”

by 69GummyVitamins February 22, 2023

Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.

The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.

by thebartschside September 30, 2011

Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.

Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.

by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014

pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019