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blow the pipe

Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that's true)
Like a pro
by ThatSingerOneOhTwo July 27, 2022
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La Junta Lead Pipe

“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”
“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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The Golden Pipe

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!
HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!
by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023
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keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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pipe bomb

When a Muslim person gets a boner.
by Bobiscoolio March 9, 2011
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Pipe

Fucking sweet. Pipe is totally legit, like Slater on Saved by the Bell. It's bona fide like Mike Johnson. Sweet like Yoshi's power slide in Mario Cart. It's rawer than Paris Hilton and realer than Lindsay Lohan.

If you think you know, you have no idea. Pipe is bouncier than Pamela Anderson's boobs on baywatch, its truer than Barry Bonds on steroids, its cool like Vin Diesel in Tokyo Drift but hot like a pound of wasabi in your face.

If you're not pipe, you're nobody.
"Dude, you have a 64" plasma, an infinity pool, and a guitar playing midget!? That's totally pipe!

"That party was pipin', never seen so many hot chicks in my life"

"You met the Dali Llama? That's so pipe!!"
by Hasnain and Brint November 7, 2007
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flesh pipe

A word for cock that i have now officially coined. Also just like teh term skin pipe and skin cigar, except a little different.
go smoke a flesh pipe you cokcsucking jackassss
by Lukasa March 23, 2005
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