Naughty Pearl

A girl with a pretty name that also loves her dog but is very very naughty

“Naughty Pearl go back to your corner!”

by ppweiner23 January 24, 2023

Pearls Before Swine

An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.

Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television

by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023

Red Pearl

When a lesbian blasts her period blood onto her lover's tits

"Dang girl - not only did you red pearl my knockers, you got it on my Melissa Etheridge poster!"

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023

Pearled

Being rammed with a car , generally while a lady perimenopause lady named pearl is driving erratically , usually residing in housing commission with no money or regret for damages to other people's cars thinking they are rich enough to cover it

That lady backed straight into the front of my car with no remorse, she just kept going and pearled me good,

by Crocodile Dundee 69 March 27, 2025

Ender Pearl

A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force

Hey dude remember when gave that guy a "ender Pearl" last night?

by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025

Pearl Harbor Snack

A snack popular in Hawaii around the time Pearl Harbor happened.

Is that spam and rice? What a great Pearl Harbor snack.

by jnater April 30, 2025

Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025