Real Person

A person that gives you money.

Na only person wey dey give us money be real person

by NeoVii August 25, 2020

virtual person

person who talk more on the internet (i.e. Facebook, twitter) than they do in reality

John: (in real life) did u see that car crash?
Lisa: (tweetes @john) who didn't see that car crash?
John: ur such a virtual person

by thefreespirit April 28, 2011

Grey person

Someone who you can't really understand. Someone who makes you confused but happy. Someone who you want to talk to more. You dont know if they hate you or like you...

"He's my grey person. He makes me happy and confused."

by misstropical April 4, 2023

personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019

Stupid Person

A person who isn't very intelligent

A: I just met a stupid person
B: Ahh. So you met Kim Kardashian

by StupidPersonAjfinrrnhf October 15, 2020

person zoning

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them

joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."

by do this all the time lol October 30, 2013

Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.

Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022