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pants puncher

The equivalence to a homo- sexual man, (faggot, fag, fudgepacker,cock-rocker etc). Originated in the late 1970's, early 80's New York City. Gay men were spotted jerking each other off, and if seen from a distance, or from behind the recipient, it appears as though the jerker is "punching his pants," hence pants puncher.
"While driving by the YMCA, I saw a man on his knees, punching another man in the crotch repeatedly. I soon realized that I was mistaken, for the recipient of the punches was not wincing in pain, and as I drove closer I could see that the "pants puncher" was actually jerking off the standing man."
by Robert McMahon April 16, 2007
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vagina pants

When the fold in the pants near the crotch form a vagina like crease.
Look...Mikey has his vagina pants on again. and boy does his ass look hungry
by BBMIKE December 29, 2008
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Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.
Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.
by Stevie Y January 8, 2005
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pants party

An event that brings together a collection of exceptional, sextastic individuals dedicated to make one night...one of the most awkward and amazing nights in the history of mankind and THE UNIVERSE!
The Pants Party (especially 2 and 4) were quite possibly the best ever.
by Chazz Rockwell December 12, 2006
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antsy pants

Rob is an antsy pants when it comes to texting about youth group.
by eljefe3 May 27, 2014
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Pants Pterodactyls

This is just another work for chlamydia.
Don't worry man, pants pterodactyls are cureable.
by ReveriePrincess September 23, 2010
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You're such a pants

Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection.
You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!!
by boston3party July 23, 2009
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