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panty wencher

A crabby women with her underwear in knot and riding up the Hyman. Which turns her into a nasty BLE-ACH
Panty Wencher:

Crabby female with her panties in a bunch; riding up her crack!
by Brandon Gibby March 30, 2022
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panty pout

Girl lies on her back with her crotch raised. Places index and middle finger on either side of clit and pulls back towards her navel. Vagina accentuates mound.
Although all was going well, a panty pout sent them through the roof.
by Whirsty Whale March 8, 2017
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Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.
My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023
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Pantie Stinkler

Lighting a fire cracker in your girls panties while making out
My girlfriend and I tried a pantie stinkler during 4th of July
by SonOfaGl1itch May 29, 2024
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Neopolitan panties

When a girls panties contain the the ultimate skidmark - a disgusting trifecta of period blood (strawberry), yeast infection fluids (vanilla) and shit (chocolate).
"Hey bro, if your girl ever gets Neopolitan panties, don't ever go down if you see the red, white & brown!"
by MoodyBooty May 20, 2025
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Heavy Panty

Slang for "You shit your pants so fucking bad the shit is dripping from your leg"
Awe my little Heavy Panty! *sucks the shit out*
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
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