Tortilla Pants

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.

Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!

by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008

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vagina pants

When the fold in the pants near the crotch form a vagina like crease.

Look...Mikey has his vagina pants on again. and boy does his ass look hungry

by BBMIKE December 29, 2008

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Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

by Stevie Y January 8, 2005

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pants party

An event that brings together a collection of exceptional, sextastic individuals dedicated to make one night...one of the most awkward and amazing nights in the history of mankind and THE UNIVERSE!

The Pants Party (especially 2 and 4) were quite possibly the best ever.

by Chazz Rockwell December 12, 2006

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Shot or Pants

The name of a drinking game created at 3:30am during Hurricane Homecoming, where the rules of the game are to take turns going around in a circle, and when it's your turn, you either take a shot, or take your pants off. Such decision is preempted by the other players saying "Shot or Pants," for which at that time you must proclaim your choice. For optimal play, really low grade tequilla and a mix of male and female participants, are the only requirements.

Girl 1: "Man, I'm drunk and bored. What should we do?"
Man 1: "We could always play the game that doesn't lie, 'Shot or Pants!'"
Girl 1: "That sounds great! You grab the tequilla, and I'll get ready to take my pants off!"

by Iheartshotorpants October 4, 2010

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