Pole Yodeler

A gay male who breaks into yodeling in the middle of a blowjob, presumably to enhance entertainment value. Similar to a pole smoker, but with alpine-style musical enhancements.

"I was getting a knob job at the bathhouse the other night, and halfway through, the dude started yodeling!"

"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."

by Ghostnote August 8, 2018

pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025

Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.

"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

Pole digger

A male who hangs out at a strip club looking for a wife.

This dude is a real pole digger, he’s been here everyday this year.

by Pyriel November 3, 2020

Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 2, 2019

Poled her

Get a girl pregnant

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.

by Young Proudy June 26, 2019

pole babbling

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole

"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014