pecker poles

Thin, straight, closely spaced young trees that grow up in a clearcut or other place where trees have been removed. Often poplars aka popples aka aspen. Heard in Vermont.

"Jeezum crow, Len, we gotta clear out them pecker poles wicked soon so's we can get the rig up in there before the ground thaws!"

by alan arcadia August 14, 2007

poleaxed

Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.

After his revelation, Jane stared at Edward, poleaxed.

by Cate B December 16, 2008

polenta

A typical northern Italian dish. It is made by boiling cornmeal to form a sort of porridge. Tradition imposes to slice it with a string, rather than a knife, and to not cut it until the smoke has reached the ceiling of the room.

Man, what are you doing? You can't cut the polenta until the smoke has reached the ceiling!

by Agamennone October 22, 2013

Captain Polenin

Ex-Commander of the Soviet Submarine K-19. Polenin is under great pressure from the Russian leadership to not only launch on time, but to have the new flagship of the fleet ready for a successful missile test firing to get the attention of the U.S. government. The fact that some systems in the K-19 seem to be faulty and fail on a regular basis is of no concern for the government, and they believe that Captain Polenin has put the safety of his crew over the interests of the Communist Party. Russia, by thus, decides that Capt. Polenin is not fit to command the ship. Since Polenin knows the ship and crew well, he is assigned to stay aboard the K-19 as an executive officer under the command of Captain. Alexi Vostrikov

See Captain Vostrikov

Captain Polenin: "At every stage of this disaster which came within moments of being a far greater disaster, the officers and crew did what had to be done. 7 are now dead. And nobody knows how many more are dying or how fast. These are the men who returned home to be interrogated as if a crime had been commited. Questioned, even when undergoing treatment for radiation poisoning. Locked up and denied access to wives and families. But they and their comrades saved K-19. And maybe, just maybe, they saved all of you as well."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you Capt. Polenian"

Captain Polenin: "One thing more, please."

Soviet Brass: "Thank you-"

Captain Polenin: "No Captain, in the Soviet Navy has ever been faced with such decisions. The fate of the boat, the crew... the fate of the world. All in the balance. (sighs) The Navy is my life, and one thing I know: there can be only one captain of a ship. The burden of command is on his shoulders, and his alone. None of you. None of you has the right to judge Capt. Vostrikov. You weren't there... I was. He was our captain, he was my captain. (Looks over at Captain Vostrikov and stands at attention) And it would be an honor, to sail under his command again."

by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005

Pacific Polevault

The act of sprinting toward your prey, leaping forward, and plunging your penis into her vaginal cavity before using momentum to accomplish a clean dismount

Instead of normal intercourse, we decided to attempt the Pacific Polevault numerous times!

by Ya Boy Scooby March 11, 2009

Totem Poles

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill

I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!

by ktodad January 4, 2008

Polested

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.

After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019