pole smogger

Quinn is such a pole smogger.
by Ar033 July 23, 2017
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Pitch poled

Shoving a large hard penis all the way into a woman's vagina in a single hard thrust without warning
Bro you should of scene Kaitlin's face when I pitch poled her lastnight
by Groundhogg May 24, 2017
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pole dancing

Pole dancing originated in the deep forests of russia. This art form started when bears would chase men, children and woman up a tall tree. to pass the time one would start to dance. and thus pole dancing was born. russia still holds the world record for longest dance on a pole by the oldest woman still pole dancing, she is 54 years old.
pole dancing
to pole dance or to dance on a pole. that is the question
by screwtruth December 17, 2016
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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024
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meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
by inebriateddreams May 03, 2015
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