Scrotum Pole

"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

Space poles

"Don't you even know your best friends belief system?? Space poles Sam "

by faqxnoz August 4, 2024

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

“Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”

“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”

by @cl36 July 19, 2024

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible

"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 2, 2019