sauce pipe

Cock. Dick. Wang. Johnson. Mr Happy. Ball Bellboy. Dork. Dong. Schwance. Pecker. Junk. Lumpy. Jock.

Male genital - the penis.

She walked over and touched my sauce pipe.

by ubercat January 2, 2009

throat pipe

this is your esophagous. The tube that runs from your thrat to your stomach.

Because it was so thick, the peanut butter & jelly sandwich got lodged in her throat pipe .

by One Love, One Life March 17, 2010

Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

shit pipe

A large pipe that delivers IBS-induced shit from the house to the bay.

Oh damn, the shit pipe is backed up again.

by m.maggiora December 31, 2009

Stove Pipe Ankles

When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.

It will look like an old stove pipe.

This is very unattractive and wierd looking.

What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??

Your ankles are the same size as your calves.

Ha Ha

You have stove pipe ankles..!!..

I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.

by dwarren December 21, 2005

straight pipe

When you fart with no underwear on. nothing to muffle the sound.

One night me and my girlfriend were doing 69,and with no warning, the loudest straight pipe I ever heard.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

take the pipe

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.

1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.

by spim December 21, 2003