Moral Panic

What leftists accuse you of when you criticise sexual promiscuity, prostitution and in the biggest self report of the millennia, the idea that a child can consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. Because if they can consent to “gender-affirming care”, before they're even a teen, what else can they consent to?

Person 1: TED sucked for the last ten years. They went from talking about physics, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, and it became "what if the baby consents?"

Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho

Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)

Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)

Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.

by Noticer64 January 30, 2025

Reuben Panini

The act of resting your pussy lips on someone else’s forehead.

I really thought I had bested her when I tea bagged her face, but she gave me a Reuben Panini and now my forehead will never be the same.

by 80095boobs January 19, 2026

Bisexual Panic

When a Bisexual individual sees several people of different genders and finds both attractive.

Or;

Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.

Bisexual: ”Smash right?
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”

by Bismuth83 February 19, 2025

Palmtree Panic (All versions)

Arguably Sonic CD's best songs. ON THE EU SIDE. Don't let nobody say otherwise.

Person 1: Boy, do I love Palmtree Panic (All Versions).

Person 2: Yeah, the US version is the best version!

Person 1: *proceeds to crash out*

by Metal Sonic X October 7, 2025

First of Panic

A faggot

That Titan is a First of Panic

by TwistedToonny October 2, 2016

Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.

"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."

by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017