by OZNEROL July 25, 2011
Get the Beached Pandamug. A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
Get the Landfill Pandamug. by Theonedtown December 29, 2015
Get the crack pandamug. if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with
by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025
Get the trash pandamug. by Dr9999 December 28, 2020
Get the The pandamug. When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.
Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.
by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025
Get the Panda bamboozlemug. Guy 1: So I met this girl the other day she’s fun and sexy just a little panda fat.
Guy 2: I gotcha...well nothing wrong with that.
Guy 2: I gotcha...well nothing wrong with that.
by Juanmillion October 9, 2017
Get the Panda Fatmug.