Milwaukee Noodle

n. Shoving ranch dressing and spaghetti through a tube in someone's anus. Then removing the tube and eating the spaghetti with spork while the person with spaghetti in their anus is yelling, "I gotta poop!"

The most romantic thing after sex is a milwaukee noodle.

by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy

A Stick Figure Drawn by Jhonen C. Vasquez. Examples of HNB's speech: "Peas! Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas. Look! David Hasslehoff can fly!"

Happy Noodle boy (the Noodleiod) is a scary stick figure.

by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy

A stick figure, drawn by Jhonen Vasquez, who goes off in incoherent rants. He usually gets killed, only to come back to life in the next comic. A precursor to South Park's Kenny?

God... what a horrible little stickman.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

chicken noodle spump

u wish you had it

id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Wet your noodle

having sex with a chick.

When A-Train came back from an all-nighter all I could ask was.. "did you wet your noodle?"

by Pugwamp April 14, 2009

Prison Style Noodles

When you are tired of eating the regular flavored Ramen noodles, you get creative and throw in random food items to spice up the flavor, just as those who are in prison would eat them.

Man, these Ramen noodles are tasting pretty bland, I think I need to throw in some chips and tobasco sauce...you know, make those prison style noodles.

by hayren July 11, 2010

Mitt Ramen Noodles

A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.

Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Kid: why?
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.

by MidnyteJ November 6, 2012