What telephones have turned into.
You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.
by anaomus November 4, 2004
Get the computer phonemug. an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.
by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012
Get the zombie phonemug. When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.
by Ageofchronic January 12, 2017
Get the phone pogmug. by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015
Get the phone virginitymug. A person who takes other people's phones to look through their pictures and get dirt on the owner of the phone and other people.
Person 1: OMG! You have a screenshot of this convo with Dillon! He asked for nudes!
Person 2: Stop being such a phone slut. It's not cool.
Person 2: Stop being such a phone slut. It's not cool.
by SoGenius June 30, 2014
Get the Phone Slutmug. by Coll24 January 10, 2017
Get the Phone wankingmug. Cheap smart phone with little storage-space (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. Bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.
"Hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
by panicoasis December 24, 2014
Get the slave phonemug.