Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.
Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.
Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
by Spydg July 29, 2010
Get the Eye Gravitymug. One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.
by Oosky84 December 4, 2011
Get the spazzy eyemug. When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.
Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.
As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.
Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.
As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.
I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.
The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.
The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.
by BMolly December 5, 2009
Get the eye filtersmug. by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015
Get the spam eyemug. by lennicore August 10, 2022
Get the evil eyemug. That awkwardly vigilant stare given by clerks, or privately owned liquor store owners, as one passes through the store in search of soft drinks or munchies. Generally adapted to the senile asian community.
Kim: what's wrong Andrew?
Andrew: nothing, just feel awkward.
Kim: why?
Andrew: did you not see that old asian lady giving me "The Eye Of Zing"? it was soo awkward
Andrew: nothing, just feel awkward.
Kim: why?
Andrew: did you not see that old asian lady giving me "The Eye Of Zing"? it was soo awkward
by A.Legend January 2, 2012
Get the The Eye of Zingmug. by stablegasneon_nazi July 25, 2020
Get the chink eyemug.