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Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.
Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.
by Gee Twat December 30, 2009
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Non fiat having ass motherfucker

A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.
John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”
by Pseudo Gem April 13, 2021
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Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket

A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.
Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding
by voeqa February 23, 2021
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8 year old non virgin

An 8 year old who's had sex before
Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"
by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023
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Non-Profit Spam Organization

A person who sends many e-spams, aka non-profit spams.
Damn it! Lydia sent me another e-spam... She's a regular Non-Profit Spam Organization
by bunytou February 18, 2011
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Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010
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fine ass non ass bitch

When a girl is attractive like a ho, but she ain't a ho.

When a girl is hot as hell, and doesn't act like a bitch.
Damn, Anna's a fine ass non ass bitch, bet she'd talk to you, even with yo ugly ass face.
by Alpha Bank March 7, 2017
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