mud cunt

a female's vagina which is encrusted with shit because said woman wipes her ass from the back to the front

margaret's cunt was muddier than vimy ridge
Yeah she defs had a mud cunt, i threw up inside her.

by peterholbrook May 11, 2010

memphis mud

a variation of the infamous codeine syrup from the southern states.

Sipping on some memphis mud from my cup.

by moe green July 04, 2006

mud cricket

A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.

by iloveboredwalk.com March 26, 2018

mud skank

any girl from a foreign country (specifically lithuania) who has a lip piercing and a giant vahina.

Monika is such a mud skank; she swallowed my head with her vahina.

by sack attack October 09, 2007

mexican mud

slang word for haroine

let me get some mexican mud puto

by richiedog February 15, 2005

Mud slide

When u anal fuck a chick while she diarreas all over your cock

by yanzo June 05, 2003

mud flaps

A gay man's nutsack

Please go clean the shit off of your mud flaps!

by drizzle April 15, 2004