Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

Michael

A flying whale

Person 1: WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT?
Person 2: I think that was a Michael!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 9, 2015

michael jordan

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.

Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.

by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008

Michael

A good name for a man who likes multiple girls in the same group. Sloppy seconds is his goal.

Michael is cool

by Ppap🐷🐷🐷 January 24, 2017

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

medhat

the shizzle for nizzle mos gaster guy on earth who is a baller

medhat hanna

by egyptianballa January 27, 2009

Michael

A two faced asshole who thinks he is better than anyone else.

Michael was such a dick to me yesterday

by Bitch be fr April 2, 2019