Going for a Matt

Going to the bathroom to unload.

The last word in phrase can be replaced can be replaced with the name of any one who belives they are 'The Shit'

I'll be right back I need to go for a Matt.

by Stuart Gregg April 22, 2005

Matt Damon

A synonym to watermelon because when quickly glanced at the words look surprisingly similar.

Did you try on the Matt Damon flavor of chap stick yet?

by N. of G. August 4, 2008

adrian matt

a fat ass who lies about shit and always brings up april 17, butttt supports “BLM” and “LGBTQ+” and is trash at most games, and nobody asked for his option

adrian matt, stop okay nobody asked so stop

by FRAZE209 March 27, 2021

Matt Kisser

Evelyn (A Normal Gal). She is a Matt kisser.

“Hey dude, did you hear? The Matt kisser is here.”
“lol”

by steakandcake December 22, 2021

your matt

A gay insult. Just like your mom except you can use any name inplace of MATT.

Henery:You suck
Bill:Your mom sucks
Mr. Wiffle:Your matt sucks your mom.
Everyone besides Mr. Wiffle: Ow damn i got TOLD.

by Qoob May 10, 2005

matt estremera

big and hairy; creepy...very creepy. has very happy eyes. kinda like a dog i would say. a little hair..will allow girls to pee in his bed. has a distinct smell

wow have you seen that matt estremera

by jackster15 October 22, 2008

Matt Damon

V. - To be own, pwn, make an example, and prove to be an incompetent and worthless noob, to rape and dehumanize. To boom headshot.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.

James "I can't out-snipe this guy, he's too fast. But he's running through the smoke to come into the tower."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009