March 26

March 26 is the day your crush will ask you to be there gf or bf.

March 26

by ShadowLoveYou March 24, 2021

March 21

National send your girl a 🍆 pic day

Jess: Hey dave guess what day it is
Dave: What
Jess: March 21

by snail food March 20, 2021

March 28

A person born on this day is a crackhead but you should be their friend

Oof you where born on March 28!? You a crackhead

by UrMoMMightBe...nvm January 17, 2020

March 10

someone born on March 10 is a good person, Outrageously funny, and an amazing friend. they doubt themselves a lot, they will defend those around them with there lives if they have too, and want only for someone to look up to them. if you are friends with someone born on March 10 and you are in trouble, they will defend you as much as possible.

It also spells MARIO

Person1:that guy totally saved my ass out there!
Person2:yeah! he was born on March 10!

person3; ITSA ME MAR10!

by omegafox456 January 11, 2021

March 23

March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.

Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*

by IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOT December 8, 2019

March 9

A day in which whomst shall receive and gift head to thy significant other

So no March 9?

by Coochieslayer21 October 17, 2019

March 28

March 28th is the day to finally cut out that that dick who’s been leading you on/using you as a rebound!!

Girl, it’s March 28th, time to finally cut out that douche bag who’s been leading you on and treating you like shit

by Getridofthatdick March 27, 2021