broke back mountain

a group of words you use when your out of cash; have no money at all

" hey steve, lets hit up burger king fool"
" cant dude, Im broke back mountain today"
or to shorten it out "Im broke back today fool, i cant"

by spadecmk15 February 21, 2009

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Rocky mountain hanger

To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".

Bitch was loose as a goose so i had to give her the rocky mountain hanger."see Jonbenet'd".

by Hoss December 30, 2003

practical mountain lion

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie

"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

by Heather March 8, 2004

Brokeback Mountain Ranger

A gay person as shown in the Movie Brokeback Mountain. This reference sets aside to define a Gay Person as a Ranger. ie: Butt Ranger

Randy: Dude, why are you wearing a Pink shirt? You are definately a Brokeback Mountain Ranger.

by TallDave January 19, 2007

rocky mountain calamari

sheep, goat, cow assholes cooked the same way as traditional calamari

Suzy doesn't care for rocky mountain oysters but she really digs rocky mountain calamari if they are prepared correctly

by buck neckd April 17, 2011

Mountain Troll with DSL

A more evolved mountain troll, with all the same characteristics and features as a normal mountain troll, only slightly faster

Nematoad: Lenny, you're still such a mountain troll with DSL...

Lenny: True, but now I'm a mountain troll capable of owning.

by TrueMountainTroll July 13, 2006