Michael Afton

Michael Afton is a our Main Character in FNAF and a sexy person.

Person #1: Did you see the new Michael Afton Edit on Tiktok??
Person #2: Hell yeah its so sexy

by MichaelAftonsHusband March 16, 2022

The Michael Nimmons

The act of having Sex with someone with brown curly hair and them moaning "nim" "nims."

Bro, I met this girl and we did the Michael Nimmons

by Big Big Name March 15, 2016

General Sir Michael Finish

A "General finish"; also a master tactician of great military genius who is inevitably victorious over all his adversaries.
The phrase causes all present to finish all beverages currently in progress.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I propose a toast? To a certain military genius, master tactician, the General Sir Michael Finish!"
All finish beverages

by Andy Davies June 27, 2008

Michael D. Eisner

A greddy fucking moron who is the former CEO of the Walt Disney Company.

There's a special place in hell for you Michael D. Eisner.

by I like ducks April 27, 2006

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007

michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

by F22 August 30, 2004

Michael

An amazing, handsome, and sweet guy who you will immediately fall in love with

"I love you so much Michael"

by Olive Picker March 27, 2013