Marco

A small, shriveled penis; also smells like apple juice.

Girl 1: So how was the sex last night?
Girl 2: It was horrible. He had a real Marco. I still smell like apples!

by fire367 December 10, 2011

Marco

A retard who gets blowjobs from his sister. He also has been know for being the best keeping his cheating a secret. He has been idolised by everyone who has ever succeeded at cheering on their partner.

"Hey dude, I can't believe I pulled of a Marco!!"

by XxRick_SanchezxX October 12, 2017

Marcus

A handsome man with a little growing up left to do. Becareful not to let him rope you in. This Leo is a true playboy. Has a great personality, good in bed but isn’t very thoughtful of others all tho he pretends he is. And you are not his one and only. Love him while you have him. Soak up his sunshine then let him free. This one isn’t meant for you, there are other fish in the sea.

Playboy =Marcus
Damn that marcus ! Love him or leave him

by Played by the Marcus March 18, 2018

Marcus

Marcus is a stupid bitch that's trash at all shooter games and sucks 73 giant cocks at any sport he plays. In general, Marcus is just one dumb fucktard

You're such a fucking Marcus

by Marcus is my bitch October 3, 2018

marcus

the guy every man falls for and will never fancy a women on top of him. He is always fat as.

Girl: hahha look at that butters marcus over there!

by Lol Marcus February 15, 2014

Mancösus

The name of a team of logic bandits who were demolished by a another team including an architect, a military medic, and an archer.

The Mancösus live on!!!

Yay I'm not on the "Mancösus?"

by Bageleater April 11, 2008

marcola

cocaine; heroine; meth; marco; polo!; angel dust; speed; etc.; and everything else mixed in with a can of cola. MARCOLA!

Dude, we totally got wasted off our arses with that marcola last weekend!!!

by Corselli January 24, 2009