by DracoDee6y June 7, 2023

by BearSoup May 9, 2020

by anonymous August 28, 2022

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022

A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.
One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.
by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse
by da riff May 27, 2021
