The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.

“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

by NeyThee May 30, 2018

Pisces moon landing

When two partners fart on one another in the shower butt to butt.

She did a Pisces moon landing on me in the shower the next morning.

I.e. an intentional moon landing, just add a fart.

by The Relatable couple October 3, 2023

Lie Lie Land

Lie Lie Land is home of the free to be lied to every second of every day.

We find ourselves living in Lie Lie Land and we like it!

by BearSoup May 9, 2020

story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died

Man story book land is for pussies

by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017

let him land

When someone is going off on a riff, you just gotta let them get to the point.

Yo, my man is spittin’, let him land!

by DracoDee6y June 7, 2023

Cheese Land Curse

The inability to finish a project that you're working on.

Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"

- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse

by da riff May 27, 2021

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019