keeping it 69

Wisdom derived from the great Stingray himself, to keep it 69 is the opposite of not keeping it 69.

Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.

"Hey man, have you been keeping it 69?"
"Sure have! And unprotected!"

by Entsorger April 5, 2019

asian keeper

A person who takes all the Asian new kids under his/her and has a whole heap of them.

Look at Jenny she's such an Asian keeper she already has twelve of them.

by LorRawr April 21, 2009

creeper keeper

a creepy person who keeps creepy things

Ew, look that creeper keepers collecting dead frogs again.

by hioalsdfkasns March 30, 2011

praying for keeps

When you pray for something that you want to last forever.

I'm praying for keeps that this time around I will meet my soulmate.

by debash120754 December 28, 2013

Keepin' it real

Defined by Chris Rocks as someone who does not want to better themselves through education. "Yo, are you going to school bro?", "No, I'm keepin' it real". To which Chris Rock replies "yeah, Real Stupid!".

"Did you graduate high school"?

Naw man, I'm keepin' it real!

by Randy Smith October 8, 2007

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005