Jordan Paris

Horse-toothed Australia's Got Talent auditionee and joke theif.

"Come on, Australia, ya know this one!" Yeah we know it, Jordan Paris, we know it because we heard it already!

by Lassoon August 23, 2011

Jordan and Pam

a couple of true love that were born to be together.

That boy and girl in the park were definately a Jordan and Pam

by mark fitz October 23, 2008

Jordan Syndrome

The inability to stay retired

I wish someone would infect Jenna Haze with Jordan Syndrome so she would come out of retirement.

by Jiggo Swizzle January 4, 2012

Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL.

"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"

by stierney March 24, 2005

Going Jordan

When someone would preform sexual acts on an animated; masturbation to Hentai or Cartoons.

Oh Man! I would so go Jordan on Sakura; Going Jordan makes me feel like a Pedophile

by Steviewondersatanbaby April 27, 2011

A Rhona and Jordan

The cutest couple ever. They are beautiful and amazing and everyone loves them.

You're like a Rhona and Jordan

by Mandy33331 September 24, 2011

pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014