joe morgan

see douchebag

Terribly bad baseball commentator on ESPN.

Joe Morgan is a bad baseball commentator

by ---- January 30, 2005

fat joe

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

Joe Budden

A “hater”. Someone who does not like to see others prosper. An individual who is jealous of those doing better than them.

“If a nigga hating call him Joe Budden”

by Pseudonymhahaha December 20, 2017

Joe Pesci

When A girl Is talking and you don't care what she has to say. so you put her head in you're lap and shut her up with you're di*k. She doesn't fight it.

Betty is talking and jimmy could care less what she has to say. so little by little he moves her head to his cock and she knows what to do. He just pull a joe pesci

by Jimmy Early February 18, 2009

fat joe

fat ass "rapper" who's day begins and ends at mickydees

lean *pant* back lean *pant* back, *fat ass falls after he leans*

by emmanem April 1, 2005

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009